Stranger-Than-Usual Things Have Been Happening

On rare occasions (like when I know my family is going bowling): I will wear pants. I saw these cords on sale at Urban Outfitters and couldn't resist, especially since they came in cool colors. I'm pleased with these cords as far as trousers go, but even while wearing them I just find myself feeling that a dress and tights would be far more comfortable...they're fun to wear occasionally if only for the response they elicit. Friends and family always like to fake looks of shock and make commentary when I walk into their field of vision while wearing pants.